June 2012
Does any one else have left-right OCD or am I just weird
valeria2067:
Does anyone else lie in bed at 2:30am filled with the crippling fear that they’re never going to accomplish anything in life and fail miserably or is that just me?
me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
me: omg what if I actually said something out loud
me: omg what if there is a telepath around here
Doctor: Are you sexually active?
Me: Laughs hysterically, makes pterodactyl noise, transforms into a potato and rolls out the door and away into the sunset
“I remember Jared saying once ‘And where did these stairs come from?’ after he...”
– Shannon Leto talking about Jared being weird (via veganpervyrt)
maybelletea:
you know those feels
when you’re so into something
and you just wanna talk about it all the time but everyone else around you would be like wat
